ask-the-mighty-thor:

What in the name of Odin did you just say about me, you puny miscreant? I’ll have you know I was the most esteemed warrior in the house of Odinson, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids on Jotunheim, and I have well over 1000 confirmed kills. I am trained in Norse warfare and I am the top soldier in all of Asgard. I shall eradicate you from this earth with the just might of my hammer, mark my words! Are you so daft as to believe you can simply get away from saying such slanderous things to the son of Odin over the Interknots? Guess again, cretin! As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Midgard and your home address is being traced right now, so I would advise you to prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call life!  You are truly dead, miscreant! I can be anywhere, anytime, and I have the ability to kill you in thousands of different manners, and that is with my two bare hands! Not  only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Asgardian royal army and I shall use it to eradicate your existence from this realm, upstart ne’er-do-well! If only you were made aware of what unholy retribution your “clever” commentary would bring down upon you, maybe you would have bitten back your silver tongue. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you shall pay the price, fool. I will excrete rage upon you and you shall drown in it. Your  life is ended, fool.

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captaincondom:

porrim-motherfucking-maryam:

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call my name and

save me from the dark

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iamtonysexual:

jollyjoseph:

iamtonysexual:

primsore:

And now we have come full circle.

FUCK

I’VE BEEN ONE-UPPED

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bigbangforlife:

GDYB at Carribean Bay Summer Wave 2012 Backstage (120714)

More photos of GD & Taeyang at 2012 Summer Wave Festival here.

source: DGKphotography.net

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ninejuanjuan:

talentforliving:

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delirium-trigger:

bemine-kimpine:

crissbutts:

colfershands:

avatarloki:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright

the acceptable four

the “I’ve seen better” lakes

The ” Good Houdini “

The Minor Events of Tom Sawyer. 

the somewhat above average spiderman

The Relatively Imposing Canyon

The Moderate White Shark

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buT I STILL HAVENT READ THE OTHERS I GOT????!!!?

gonnaslapabitch:

the adventures of insane Entre and his headless boyfriend

OMG SOMEONE DID IT

rankaloid:

heyitspj:

davesprite

get it there is a space in between

not anymore

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