triplespooky:

bitters like

a cactus

if you step on one of course its going to frickin sting but its not the cactus’ fault for being there its your fault for being a dumbass

dont step on the cactus just kinda look after it and water it every so often and maybe itll grow flowers once a year if youre really lucky by which i mean no it probably wont i think you are probably looking to buy a different kind of cactus but nevertheless this one is good company as long as you dont frickin step on it

Yer Muh Bes’ Frien’ [bittre BFF oneshot]

nightmare-kisser:

Prompt: Entre/Bitter, drunk dialing; I’d like to see some brofic of Entre, either at a high class function or in the car after having attended one, drunk dialing his best friend. seriously you’re not best friends with someone until you’ve drunk dialed them at least once, lol What Bitter’s reaction is is up to you. I prefer them platonic, though :>

This is the one I filled out this morning, ehehhee.

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Comfort in the Strangest of Places [HS!swonter, bittre; warning: self harm and teacher/student]

nightmare-kisser:

Prompt: I just want to see a fic where maybe Bitter gets in a huge argument with Swag or he sees Swag and One going at it, gets really upset about and ends up bumping into his teacher Entre, who comforts him about it. It can be PG like a simple smooth or go into sexy stuff, I don’t mind either way. Also feel free add something like maybe Entre catching Bitter harming himself or something.

And below… is my fill for it. C:

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chippychime:

*~best friends ‘till the end of tim e~*

this is the cutest omfg

badburner:

* ~ * love in the middle of a firefight * ~ *

omG LKGSJKDJG

rosenitemare:

Am I kicked out of the fandom now?

im……

woofasaurus:

”..also you owe me a new corn.”

‘cause all best friends need that one photobooth picture 8)

omg i got so lazy i’m sorry i just wow i’m so inconsistent LOL;; it’s almost 5am aaaa

staurt:

~~**-*~friendship**~~~***)_-***

ugH WOW adorable

A Drink For Your Troubles [normalverse bitter and entre brofic]

completelyungood:

rating: T for some good ol’ fashioned hurt/comfort; tw for alcohol abuse on behalf of a Bitter who’s had it up to here with everyone’s shit.
summary: Entre decides to visit Bitter again, expecting to prepare some tasty green beans for his friend and maybe coax him out of his shell a bit more. He does not, however, expect to find the man he’s looking for nearly shit-faced drunk and looking for a fight.
word count: 1,976 ah wow I didn’t mean for it to be this long
characters/pairings: Entre, Bitter slightly shippy bittre with a kiss if you’re looking for that

[A/N: finished for squidfaggot and their lovely friend miss mershon as a prize for guessing five of my favourite tropes; the prompt was something with Bitter and Entre. using the word finished instead of written because this is actually the first fic I ever started working on for this fandom and idk Bitter is just so difficult to write but when I got this request I figured it was a sign I should finally finish it o/]

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b-bles this fic

tinylightsflash:

I’M PRETTY SURE THIS ISN’T WHAT THEY MEANT HAHA

But I really like spooky entre and he’s already messing around with the HS kids anyway.

aaaaaaaand that’s all the requests done time to work on cosplay

wow i didnt reblog this woops….

cute poot poot

gonnaslapabitch:

all-american-oncest:

gonnaslapabitch:

completelyungood:

gonnaslapabitch:

all-american-oncest:

gonnaslapabitch:

all-american-oncest:

gonnaslapabitch:

completelyungood:

gonnaslapabitch:

the adventures of insane Entre and his headless boyfriend

it’s funny because I didn’t believe you when you said you might already ship it

I never joke about ships

GISELA IM………………….

you’re wHAT 8)

I AM 23903273875981759834.999999% DONE 

grocery shopping you say?

OMFG I DIDN’T EVEN SEE THESE NOW FJASLDJFLKSDJL I’M CRYING

a day at the beach

I…………………………..

cuddles

gonnaslapabitch:

the adventures of insane Entre and his headless boyfriend

OMG SOMEONE DID IT

doombunnies Asked: Bittre. Just sayin. They belong together. That smell is a little stronger then friendship. ;D

AHAHA in all actuality
for entre
im such a multishipper aaaaaa

i just want my son happy

travelingmadness:

don’t lose your head

Call It Treason [truffula flu AU; bittre brofic]

completelyungood:

rating: G for the first part. M for the optional ending which has blood and character death.
summary: Entre’s fed up with Swag constantly bashing him; Bitter’s not quite good at being a sounding board, but he is good at giving unexpected pep talks.
word count: 1,201 (+ 341 for the optional ending)
characters/pairings: Bitter/Entre; slightly shippy Bittre friendship fic.

[A/N: you all can blame Gisela/gonnaslapabitch for this. I wanted to write something last night and it would’ve been something depressing but she popped a request in my box that got me to write something optionally less depressing. Set sometime after Swag pranks Bitter but before Bitter gets bitten. Optional ending is optional for those who would like to ignore last night’s fun events. uvu]

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It’s Entre’s turn at the cooking stove once more, but cooking things to a palatable level is really the last thing he’s thinking about because Swag is what’s on his mind—just how he can be such an incorrigible douche who cannot fucking shut his mouth for barbaloot shit, who seems to know just how to trample on every last inch of his nerves and press his fingers up and down all his goddamn buttons, who never lets him forget who’s the fuckup here—

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NOOO Its SOO GOOD KGJAKLJGDAFG