dipperhugs:

just imagine it though just like

they’re all sitting around in someone’s mom’s basement

like 

around a table that’s probably too small in these chairs that aren’t made for onceler legs

just

shouting at each other

passive aggressively eating huge stacks of pancakes

getting way too wrapped up in this campaign that they are doomed to fuck up irrevocably because they all suck at everything and none of their characters should ever have been put in a team together

they only progress through dumb luck and like

occasionally they get their shit together for five minutes

but usually it’s a mess of one asking if his character can eat the little girl because she’s obnoxious and swag marching into town and trying to roll a seduction check on the like blacksmith or some shit and like buying every single bottle of malt liquor from a single inn for no reason even though they’re on a quest to find a bottle of wine and entre’s just like “literally that was your quest oh my god no don’t let ted’s character drink what no why”

and bitter’s character of course had incantation based magic to begin with so now they have to carry him around in fights and it’s just like this head 

yelling

he gets really frustrated during most scenes though because he has a bad habit of rolling the best on initiative checks and not being able to do anything because someone set him down on a barrel too far away from the enemy and he’s like “I FUCKING ROLL ACROSS THE GROUND AND CAST FIRE RAIN OKAY I FUCKING ROLL”

and entre’s like “i’m really sorry but i don’t think you can do that”

“DONT TELL ME WHAT I CANT DO”

they’re all trying to be stealthy and then swag just bursts out of nowhere screaming

or rocky’s like

“hey dude i think i just found out how to use that song ability check it out guys” and they’re like “ROCKY NO” but he’s already like “i sing a folk ballad!” and their cover is totally blown and swag’s like “AW YEAH BITCHES” but everyone else is just like

“that… that is a lot of orcs”