survivialswag:

[looking out to camp still under zombie attack]

This is it! This is the place~

[Rockstar plays his guitar]

It’s bound to have what no one needs. [Points to Entre]

I wanna blow it up and punch Entres face

but first, I’ll kill some zombies with great ease.

~

Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na NaNaNa

~

NOW YOU

~

Zombies:

NNNGhgnnn NNNghggnn NGhgngnarrghnnaa

NGhgngnarrghnnaa

HAHA That’s great!

~

Poprocks, bro, I love our runs

I had a feeling we’d be chums

This friendships perfect there’s no doubt

EXCUSE ME WHILE I RIP THIS OUT [Pulls golfclub out of zombie skull]

~

Zombies:

NNNGhgnnn NNNghggnn NGhgngnarrghnnaa

NGhgngnarrghnnaa

~

One-ler One~ You’re quite the guy

Hey buddy quick look, I found a thigh [Throws limb at Oneler]

I love your bloody face, and your songs from space.

But the thing that I love most; is you’re not that disgrace  [Points to Entre]

Fuck you~

~

Zombies:

NNNGhgnnn NNNghggnn NGhgngnarrghnnaa

NGhgngnarrghnnaa

~

Hey there Teddy-ted

You look so gross, I thought you were dead

Your cough sounds sick, hey you know what

I’m gonna blame it all on entres stupid fuck up.

~

[Turns to Entre, arms wide open]

THIS IS HIM!

Let’s all thank him please

All my life I’ve wanted just to see zombies!

The touch of their bites, will make your life wilt

And Entre’s got the sweet smell, of well deserved guilt~

Posted: Sat August 25th, 2012 at 8:13pm
Originally posted by: survivialswag.
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