Oh; head canon

yummytomatoes:

I believe Guardian Bro/Dirk has a ranging boner for the Old Spice guy

So much in fact that every time the commercial comes on he’s just sits back, biting his lip going,
 ”OOOHHHH man look at this beauty, urgh i would let him ride my horse backwards fuckkkk i would so chi-chang bingbang all over his wingwang yeowza!”

And then there’s Dave. Watching.  

I dunno if someone cooler/better than me has done this yet…but uh..here we go…